The doctor wanted to know our schedule...um...I told him that we were waiting for this to progress naturally and that I didn't want an epidural. He said that if I wanted to suffer for a while he would let me. :) Come on pain...bring it on! He said even with balls, massages, incense and incantations that it will still hurt. Duh!
Here's how I plan to get through it. Hehehe...click on the picture and read the small print.

My next appt. is Monday.
2 comments:
YOU GO GIRL! UNFORTUNATELY YOUR DR.OBVIOUSLY HAS NOT HAD THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW "CARMEN THE GREAT". HE IS IN FOR A SURPRISE! NO DRUGS! NO EPIDURAL! NO EPISIOTOMY! NOW IS HE PREPARED TO POSITION HIMSELF TO CATCH ELLIE AS YOU ARE IN A SUPPORTED SQUAT, AND NOT TIED DOWN BY FETAL MONTORS AND MADE THE VICTIM OF OTHER UNNECESSARY INTERVENTIONS FOR UNEDUCATED WOMEN WHO REQUIRE A MANAGED BIRTHING EXPERIENCE. THIS BABY IS GOING TO COME FAST. SHE WILL BE STRONG, BRILLIANT, HEALTHY, & HARD HEADED LIKE HER MAMA. KEEP ME POSTED!!! YOU BETTER!
LOVE YA,
MARCIE
You have lost your DAMN mind!!! Why would want to kill yourself when you have something that gives you pain free labor? Well if you can more power to you, but I went in the delivery room with all 3 with my back stuck out. With Milton I didn't get it except for the pushing part and I believe when Jason starts talking like the teacher on Charlie Brown and you grab him by the collar of his shirt and tell him to shut the **** up he will be dragging the magic man/woman in there saying stick her now!! Good luck!
Amy
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