So much for my idea about saving money by going to digital antenna! Although the instructions pointed out that the digital antenna could be installed in the attic, it didn't mention that I would need eight arms to stabilize myself, hold the antenna, and drill into the rafter. Oh well, I guess it's a conspiracy by the cable company...I try to get out and they keep reeling me back in...by dragging me through the ceiling. So...to have a little fun with this, I want everyone to give me their best one-liners. Since I didn't die or maim myself, we might as well poke some fun at my Mr. Fix-it skills. Here's a few from me...send all you want.
- In retrospect, that ceiling needed a touch up paint job anyway.
- It kind of looks like the Bat signal, don't you think?
- I would really like to see the face of someone coming to buy the house now...HA!
- Stupid squirrels in the attic...
- A little spackle and she'll be good as new.
- No, really, you hardly notice it at all...
- Um, hi, Farm Bureau...are we covered for meteor strikes?
- So that's where Bin Laden was hiding?
- Duh...Winning!
2 comments:
I missed your Navy Blue Angels AirShow today!!! You forgot to tell me the airtime!!!!
Well at least we know that's not a load bearing wall now?
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